What A Wonderful Watch

 

            So one night, just sitting at home watching some tv, realizing just how bored i really was decided that it was time to go get a midnight snack.  i got into my truck and drove to a nearby burger joint (which was open twenty-four seven(so dang convenient)).  after getting my burger and fries i decided that it wasn’t worth it to drive and eat so i just parked in the parking lot and munched away.

 

That’s when I noticed, there was this guy running down the sidewalk.  Dam he sure was running fast.  Then all of a sudden he turned into an ally way. 

 

Letting my curiosity get the best of me i decided to dive over there and see what the heck he was doing (knowing that he ran into a dead end). 

                                                                                               

Once over by the dead end ally, i looked for him with my car beams leading the way.  WIth the aley way only being 30 feet long before hitting a brick wall, i soon realized that there was no man anymore. just me and a dumpster.

 

I know what your thinking "HE’S IN THE DUMPSTER!!!" says you.  But nay, it was empty... i checked.  but there was this watch, pretty cool looking thing if you ask me.  it was all shiny and looked expensive (it was heavy.. you know all heavy things have to be expensive).

 

So i picked it up and put it in my pocket and thought nothing else of it, and went back to my meal. 

 

==== The Next Morning ====

 

            After arising around noon i wondered into the bathroom, after a quick relief i looked into the mirror.

 

            "quick . . . someone call the police . . . there is a devilishly handsome man . . . and i feel threatened!" i laughed at myself.  Im so funny...

 

. . . no?... alright...

 

            Well anyways that’s when I remembered about my souvenir from last night.  Searching my coat pocket I found it.  Admiring its shinny-ness I decided to sport it for awhile (that means wear it).  After further investigation I came to the conclusion that this particular watch had WAY to many buttons.  I mean there was the clock set, and alarm, and something else I had never seen before on a watch. But there was like 4 other buttons that had no label.

 

            So I did like any guy would do, I played with the buttons. 

 

            To my disappointment the watch didn’t even beep.

 

“Wow, how lame...”

 

           

            I decided that it was time to get started with the rest of my day.  Grabbing the rest of my clothes, coat and shoes I was almost ready to go when I looked out the window.  And to my amazement there was a humming bird just sitting there poking a flower.

 

            “Jesus fucking Christ what did I do!?!”

 

            I then thought that this had to be a practical joke, but then I looked harder at the bird and noticed that it was moving ever so slowly...

 

            Seriously freaked out I decided I had better figure out what had.......

 

            ....the... watch... yes it had to be. I saw that movie, you know with the guy and his dad invented the watch that can slow stuff down.  This had to be a watch just like that.

 

            Not wanting to get a relied up over nothing I decided that further tests of this watch was in order. I walked out my front door and almost fell on my ass, because right in front of my door was the mail man. Bent over to insert the mail into the slot.                             

 

            I walked behind him and fumbled with the buttons on my watch until I realized he was moving again. 

 

            “Oh my gosh!” said the mail man “you startled me, I had no idea you were behind me, your as quiet as a ninja”

 

            He walked off and headed off for the other hundreds of houses he had to deliver to that day.

 

            His statement got me thinking.  “As quiet as a ninja” . This could be fun.

 

            Being only 23 and single, I am really a horny male. Or should I say... a normal male.

 

            Its not like I cant get girls, ... because I can...., its more like I find them really expensive and they drain my energy to a point that I almost don’t want to see a girl for the rest of my life. And after I break up with her.. I realize in about 4 hours that I need to get another girl because I am way to horny to not have a girlfriend.

 

            With all this in mind I decided that it was time to really test out this new gizmo of mine.

 

            But first I would need some equipment for my games.

 

            I went off to the nearest adult store and just before turning the corner to the front face of the store, I pressed the slow down button (that I had cleverly marked with red (for stop)) and just waltzed into the store picked up a few items that I thought would make my night interesting and fun.

 

            Now with a full bag of goodies I had to pick my first victim. 

 

            “A hah! I know!”

 

            Who better to test this watch out on than that really really hot chick from down the street?  She was a cheerleader at the highschool.  She was a very big snob thought. I had only talked to her once and when I did she shot down every pickup line I had, and then said “better luck next time loser” and retreated to her friends with her nose high in the sky.

 

            “ well ill show her” I said to my self. (Insert sinister dr. evil laugh here)

 

 

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==== later that night ====

 

            Now around 6:40pm , and getting dark, I decided that it was time.

 

            Just outside of her house on this cool Friday night I noticed that there were a lot of cars on the street and driveway outside of her house. I hope her family isn’t having a party, that would just be sour luck.

 

            Peering into the window I saw what every little boy sees on Christmas morning. 

 

            Ok fine maybe it wasn’t a billion presents, but it was at least 10 high school cheerleaders all gathered around braiding each others hair and having a heated discussion (it looked like)

 

            “O boy my luck couldn’t getting any better than this”.

 

            I froze time and opened the door and shut it once more.  I walked into the room with all the girls and took a quick glance and each of them.

 

            I decided to have some fun.

 

            I took the had of one of the girls and moved it down to the crotch area of another, and took my finger to press her finger hard up against the young girls snatch.

 

            I pressed the ( o wait I forgot to tell you about the other two buttons)

 

 

==== intermission ====

 

            There are four buttons slow down, speed back up, go invisible (don’t question this one) , and ... what was the fourth... o year set the alarm.. Ok that one inst as cool.. But oh well

 

==== end intermission ====

 

            So back to where I was.

 

            I pressed the invisible button and then the speed back up button. And waited for the magic to happen.

 

            “Oh my god! You slut what are you doing!” screamed the girl being touched.

 

            “ I really didn’t mean to, my hand must of slipped”

 

            “ REALLY! Is that why your pressing so hard on my pussy!”

 

            O man this is too good to be true. I pressed the slow down button once more and walked over to another girl and took her hand and put in down the backside of another girls pants, as if she was cupping her butt.

 

            In fact I went around to each pair of girls (five total) and moved various hands into different positions on the other girls.  Then stood back and spend time up again.

 

            Each girl screamed out in shock and confusion.  They all got up and ran out of the house.

 

            I really didn’t expect that to happen. Too bad they all had to leave. The games were just getting started.

 

            I looked in the corner to realize that the girl I cam her for ( Mandy) was still here.

 

            Still invisible I decided to have some fun. Following her into her room I brushed my hand against her chest.

 

            A little startled she must of shrugged it off.

 

            I slowed down time. This time around I took off all of her clothes and put them in the dirty laundry basket.  Turning around to admire her I walked close to her.  I reached up and cupped her perfect C cup breasts.  I let a hand wonder down to her crotch area and found her slit. I rubbed with both hands until I was satisfied.

 

            Then I spread her legs a little bit and removed my pants. 

 

            I got up close behind her and let my erect penis sit in between her legs.  Then I started pumping back and fourth to arouse her a little.

 

            Thinking this was the perfect time , I sped up time again.

 

            “Ahh what! Mmmmm....” cupping her mouth so she couldn’t scream, I continued to pump  between her legs.  Very confused about what was happening to her she started to kick and scream.  I slowed time again and laid her down on the bed.

 

            Then I inserted my penis into her ever so tight pussy.

 

            Then I thought to my self. 

 

What a wonderful watch.