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I Wish I Were Santa
Author: Dirty Old Pervert
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(Added on Dec 30, 2007)
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There are some things your parents may not have told you about Santa Claus. |
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Average (?):  (6.5/10) |
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| Reviewer:
Nemz
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Jan 3, 2008 |
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A very good light story. No action, but tons of comedy. I wouldn't mind seeing an expanded version of the story, showing how Santa captures the women, what his "home" is like, how he trains them, etc. (8/10)
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- Replied by:
DirtyOldPervert
(Edit) (Jan 4, 2008)
- Thank you for the review. I agree: This story is heavy on spoof and VERY light on porn. The other two I posted are both far more graphic.
You may be interested to know that one of the old Dutch stories of Santa involved him being assisted -- not by elves -- but by Moorish slaves. Santa would give presents to good children, but he would either beat bad children, or he would carry them to Spain in a sack. This is what Dutch parents used to tell their children. Intriguing thought . . .
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